Help me...

What the hell is going on?
None of this can be real.
Things like this don't just happen.
Nobody seems to notice that everything is crazy!
Cartoons walking around and noone thinks twice.
Offworld aliens start blogs about the end of the world.
God is in my head, and it is no big deal.
In fact I am supposed to wake him up, and herald his return.
This kind of stuff just doesn't happen.
I must be loosing my mind!
Two weeks ago, I think about Space Polyps -
And then there they are in an STV video.
I blew it - I should have said I am the dreamer, and I NEED to wake up!
I must be too far gone - now I am thinking of asking the mirage what is true.
I am drowning.  Lost. Going. Going. Gone.

The shadow of the Black Bird rises from the East.
Where the shadow touches - flame.
The man of metal stands at its side.
The Dreamer awakens,
The Gate opens,
They are coming.

Sunday - Bloody - Sunday

Water surrounding.
Press the third stone.
The wall lowers.
The floor rises.
Run through the center door.
Or be crushed.

Sunday already?

Ebunma vulgtm s'uhn shugg nnnnog c'fhalma ebunma n'gha ch'agl shuggyar kadishtu, fhtagnnyth 'bthnk Dagon y-hupadgh hrii ooboshu grah'n ftaghu nasgn'wahl lloig tharanak, goka y'hahoth goka cs'uhn Tsathoggua gof'nn hai vulgtm naflbug. Orr'e nglui Azathoth Chaugnar Faugn clw'nafh hupadgh Nyarlathotep, csll'ha f'lloig nalloig h'throd ftaghuog athg syha'h, mgyar ch' ee hai grah'n. Ulnoth uh'e ch'oth h'shtunggli ah uln s'uhn phlegeth y-mnahn' shtunggli phlegeth ebunmaagl gof'nnog k'yarnak, shogg chtenff cthrod shagg ilyaa gotha gnaiih kadishtu lw'nafh y'hah Nyarlathotep. Gof'nn mg shtunggli hafh'drn geb naflli'hee naflllll ah Yoggoth wgah'n, llll orr'e bug ron Yoggoth nglui goka shugg r'luh, shagg vulgtlagln mg hupadgh ah lllloth nakadishtu uln.

GR beware the ides of May!  On that day, you will face a choice - simple enough Left or Right.  GO RIGHT!  But then you are destined to go left.  Even with this warning.  Afterward you will remember this - because at least you will survive.

TF in the next 20 days a woman will betray your interests, and is behind some recent events - don't worry it is not CD.

Also, thanks J - I feel your message is totally true.  If I may help in return, when dealing with the C headache, have your mind be like a blank white sheet of paper - it helps.

It's Prophesy Sunday!

Since it is prophesy Sunday AND Earth Day, let me try and scry something about the big blue and green marble...

People will camp out in tents by the droves.
So many that the tents will be wall to wall, they will connect to one another, they will begin to rise into the air.
The people below will stare up in wonder and the tents will start to glow.
Beams of light will shoot into the sky, as beams will shoot down from the sky.
Then the CITY will rise.  As the Earth cracks, it WILL rise.  The believers will WILL it to rise.
As the Earth is destroyed from without, the CITY will rise, then HE will rise, then we will rise.
We will participate in survival as destruction rains down among us.  HE will save us.

Yoggoth uln shagg h'throd s'uhn hupadgh naflchtenff s'uhn athg!

To clear the air...

Recently on "Shamrock Talk" an aggressively arrogant letter from one R. Tork  portrayed the usual "follow Cthulhu or be eaten" crap that has historically been the messages in the past.  First of all, this email was not from me (Blake has confirmed this, and has apologized for the implication - speaks highly of the integrity of his blog - thanks my friend).  I am still wondering why it is so important to have a layer of fear and hysteria to every discussion attempt about Cthulhu?  Seems pretty blatant that there is a large effort to prevent discovery of the truth here.
Cthulhu is alien - i get it
Cthulhu is scary with all those tentacally things - ok, but have you walked down Hollywood Blvd lately

Gothaog ebunma grah'n li'hee grah'n 'fhalma ooboshu tharanak R'lyeh

Cthulhu is going to destroy everything when HE rises - isn't this the real key?  What exactly does this mean for us? For me?
Who really benefits from keeping the truths that may be out there from being learned?

This week's mail...

Donna Debbie wants to know: What do I have to do to DEVOTE to Cthulhu? I wrote a cool song about embracing him and all, does that count? You can hear it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i7RwEAfQGo I don’t want to be left out when He rises!

Great song Donna.  You just have to keep doing what you are doing.  I will submit your name to Steve Martin and Tasmania FAME! about helping out with the Apocapalooza event this summer.  I think that event will be key in "not being left out".  I see crowds of people, a shimmering sky, glowing pyramids... a presence collecting around us, the ground shaking, the canopy descending - be there or watching, and be ready to respond to his call.

Salazar writes: By the way Robbie, where’d you get those great tats? Will we all get to look cooler when we are taken to the next level of existence by Cthulhu? Will we get superpowers? That would be cool!

Salazar, Salazar.  Superpowers would be cool, but it would be wrong of me to promise anything I don't know about.  Continuing the journey is cool in itself.  And don't be modest... one of the coolest tats is from the tat expert himself - Salazar.

If interested, let me plug your business - contact Salazar at springgame2012npc@gmail.com

Already some Mail...

WOW that was fast.  There are already some Cthulhu questions.  First I should say that I will do my best to answer these, and if any reader can add something, please do!

Jake wants to know: Why did Cthulhu come to Earth millions of years ago?

...Well Jake, I do not know the specific why, but somehow it is critically important for Cthulhu to be on Earth now.  Something (maybe the "shield") prevented this.  The only way to be here now, was to be on Earth then (millions of years ago) - hence the long sleep.  Now the problem seems to be waking up in time.

Salazar wants to know: Why would someone send dreams about Cthulhu saying he was going to like kill everyone?

... Salazar has hit it on the head!  If Cthulhu needs help in waking up, why would he send images of "killing everyone".  Seems much more likely that something that does NOT want people to help Cthulhu awaken would send these particular images.  Who exactly would benefit the most from this?  Maybe some conspiracy expert can chime in on this question.

Tizzy wants to know: What is his plan for us when he wakes?

... Tizzy, this question is the toughest, and most slippery.  What usually happens when God rises?  Generally, it is safe to say it is good for the followers and bad for the non-believers.  Cthulhu will take the devoted ones to the next level of existence.  For the rest, probably destruction, death, and the like.  The cool thing is that there is not a limit on the devoted.  There is room for all.  AND each of us is important in this process.

Gnaiih hai stell'bsna R'lyeh Tsathoggua ee ph'hafh'drn Cthulhu sgn'wahl 'aiog nilgh'ri n'ghft mnahn'yar, ebunma hlirgh Shub-Niggurath naorr'e goka sll'ha hupadgh gnaiihyar li'hee r'luh.